Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I’m about two-thirds of the way through knitting an entire airport… including the x-ray machine. ☻ I am making a list of the great things I’ve done; and, I am making a list of stupid things I’ve done. I’ll subtract the stupid things from the great things and, if I get a positive number, I […]
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Read More Reasons YOU should Own a CatI am disappointed. It’s a vague general disappointment, like when you watch a Youtube video of a bullmastiff playing with a kitten and the kitten doesn’t get eaten…. or when you find out all the colors on candy corn taste exactly the same. I thought it might be a mid-life crisis but then I realized, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 