Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
He speaks English like an auctioneer on Quaaludes and Novocaine. ☺ I could build a better man out of marshmallows and shame. ☺ Her voice is as soothing as the sound of a smoke detector being beaten with a sea lion. ☺ He’s a laughing stock in a bear market. ☺ Her feet are so […]
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Read More Random Thoughts with Beer and BratsThe age range of woman I find attractive gets bigger each year… which gets me closer and closer to asking Helen Mirren out. ♠ I do great in twentieth century history on Jeopardy because I was there for most of it. ♥ I can explain how life was very different before the internet to younger […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 