Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
An older woman was to meet the president of the company that she worked for in a game of golf and her anxiety level was immeasurably high. She’d heard her company’s president was pretty uptight and easily offended…practically a Puritan. She was so nervous that she arrived at the country club an hour early. The […]
Read More The Goose Who Understood Alcohol: A Fable[NASA announced that they are sending astronauts back to the Moon. Why? And, why now?] Buzz Aldrin thinks he dropped his cuff-link. ֎ Yes, housing prices are getting THAT high here on Earth. ֎ NASA engineers are tired having nothing to do all day. If they couldn’t keep busy working on the details of a […]
Read More Why We are Going Back to the MoonThe Captain re-purposes the crew cabins to the “indoor swimming deck”… ֍ Enterprising stewards are selling partial ownership in some of the lifeboats. ֍ Working-class teenagers onboard are rushing to finish their nude sketches of Kate Winslet. ֍ The ship’s captain gave a “field promotion” to the ship’s photographer and is nowhere to be found. […]
Read More When to Think about Quitting the Ship You are onWhen talking to your partner in front of your cat, you spell words you don’t want her to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d… ♠ You refer to your dog as your “child” and buy a genetics survey to prove it. ♠ Sometimes, you let the dog sleep in your bed so she won’t be lonely. ♠ The rest of […]
Read More Signs You are Too Doting as a Pet Owner[Recommended by George] It makes me happy when we get acid rain on “Take Your Baking Soda to Work Day” ☺ What makes me happy? A warm kitten; if I’m on a diet, half a warm kitten… ☺ I’m happy to watch the sun rise each day because, without it, I’d still be living the […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 