Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Slowly getting over my massive depression. I hope you enjoy this] There is no joy so great that it cannot be completely crushed by a “check engine” light. ֍ If you eat a handful of licorice jelly beans and then drink a pint of gin, when you burp, it will taste like absinthe… ֍ The […]
Read More TruthsMy girlfriend came to me and said, “I don’t think you respect me as a person. I don’t think you see me as an equal in our relationship” “Who let you out of your cage?”, I demanded. ♠ When I was in court on murder charges (SECOND degree murder… don’t get excited), I decided to […]
Read More Olio, Hodgepodge and the Great Texas Dynamite ChaseHay should not be confused with straw. Hay is a bundle of dried vegetation used mostly as animal-feed. Straw is what they put up to keep dirt bike racers from flying into the spectators. ☺ Hay is given to livestock when desirable food is unavailable. The same reason people drink almond milk. ☺ If hay […]
Read More Hey! Hay Facts that Might be the Last Straw[If you search for answers in Google, it often shows “related questions”. I have answered some of these questions and you are welcome] What would happen if I touch a star? With most visible stars, you’d burn up immediately; however, you CAN touch a brown dwarf… just get his permission, first. Will humans ever reach […]
Read More Google Science QuestionsLight fireworks on a flat non-flamable area within range of your neighbor’s garden shed… not THAT neighbor… the one who didn’t invite you to his barbecue three years ago. ☺ Use caution-tape to keep people away from the fireworks launch site no matter how hilarious their frenzied dancing is when their jeans catch on fire. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 