Truths

Your Check Engine Light: What You Need to Know l Auto Lab

[Slowly getting over my massive depression.  I hope you enjoy this]

There is no joy so great that it cannot be completely crushed by a “check engine” light.

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If you eat a handful of licorice jelly beans and then drink a pint of gin, when you burp, it will taste like absinthe…

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The heavier a child is, the more likely his knee will land in your groin when he runs and jumps into your lap. Unless you just got out of surgery: Then, there is an equal likelihood that his knee will go into your stitches…

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Ignorance is bliss… but, ignorance coupled with a regimen of tranquilizers is even more blissful…

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Finding the woman of your dreams is much easier if you just change what you dream about.

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No matter how good you are, no one wants to hear you play your bassoon. The same goes for your autoharp…

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You can be as successful as you imagine yourself becoming; unfortunately, any benefits you get from this success will also be imaginary.

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Being proactive is considered the best way to live but running from your problems builds cardio.

34 thoughts on “Truths

  1. I usually sleep off my depression then drink coffee. Sorry to hear you’re down. But are you the cliche depressed comic? I mean…ever think of trying stand-up? I’ve been thinking about it but no open mic’s where I live…so, that said, get better.

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  2. I was wondering where you’d been, but didn’t feel it polite to ask. The blogosphere is much less fun without you so please know your friends are here with a shoulder and a sympathetic ear if you need them. And if that’s not enough I could always ask an Australian friend to air mail a wombat. They cure all ills.
    💕

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  3. It’s good to see you back! Also, it’s very rude to run from us…wait, aren’t we your problems? Damn. I feel less important now (Seriously, though, I’m terrible at knowing what to say, but it’s always a joy to see you in my inbox… not sure how you got to fit in there, but hey)

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  4. I was wondering if you were a victim of my device’s random spamming, but didn’t see you in the spam folder, either. Anyway, welcome back. I hope you see from the comments that you are loved and appreciated, and that those thoughts help when emotions are getting you down.

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