Something I’m Working on – 3

I’m Told to Go to Hell and Why The poet had me sit down on the book-couch. He sat across from me on the quarterly-bed. “I’ve been tasked with showing you what Hell looks like” I sat there anticipating that the next thing he said would rhyme. “Because living with me is such Hell, it […]

The Ant Who was Full of Himself

Once upon a time there was an ant who felt that he was “all that and a bag of chips… with a Michael Jordan bobble-head thrown in for free”. The rest of the world was united in having the exact opposite opinion. The ant was unremarkable. The ant would go into his boss’ office and […]

One Simple Rule

The Wicked Witch of the West was an anarchist at best. She lived by only one rule: DON’T FALL INTO THE POOL!

Two More Stupid Poems

The Annoying Ant One Autumn I got an ant bite on my bottom while looking for my father’s hatchet and I was afraid to scratchet. A Short History Lesson When I was in school we studied some old geezer named “Julius Ceezer”. He easily defeated Gaul Alesians and all. But, he tried to steal the […]