Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Sorry. I’m working on some longer pieces, this week…] When assembling bookcases and other furniture, send the family away for the weekend… unless you want your children to learn how to swear. ♥ Nothing enchants a two-year-old like the sound of pages being torn out of my favorite book. ♥ If your spouse is in […]
Read More What I Learned from 20 Years of MarriageDear Terse Llama, I’ve gotten into the habit of forgetting words. When I do, I tend to substitute the word I want to use with a random word. When I do, I get so embarrassed that my skin breaks out in goats; it gets so I don’t even want to marshmallow in public anymore. Is […]
Read More Still More Medical Advice from a Terse LlamaHe might belong there… check to see if you are in the right house. ♠ When a mountain lion is at your door, experts say to make your house seem as large as possible. So, if you see one at your front door, quickly add another story. ♠ Remember, the mountain lion is just as […]
Read More So, there’s a Mountain Lion at Your Front DoorChess is essentially two sissies forcing wooden pieces to do their fighting for them. ◙ If you want to be good at chess, you need to look ahead several moves and prepare for nearly every possible thing that might happen. It’s like paranoia but without the tinfoil hat. ◙ Chess is based on the game […]
Read More Thoughts About Chess, MateShrimp Day is celebrated on May ninth by everyone but shrimp. ☺ All shrimp start off as males but some will eventually change genders…except in waters bordering Republican states. ☺ The average shrimp has ten legs. The above-average shrimp has ten legs and a photographic memory. ☺ In many parts of the world, shrimp are […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 