Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Four-sided D&D die: An equilateral pyramid with the point straight up. Can cause stigmata-like injuries for anyone walking to the bathroom in the dark. Dungeons and Dragons never needed a four-sided die. This was created specifically to cripple nerds who don’t keep their rooms neat. Jacks: Jacks are another caltrop disguised as a toy. The […]
Read More Things You Don’t Want to Step onIt is important that the hostage-taker relate to you. Show him you aren’t so different by taking a hostage yourself. Hell, take HIM as a hostage and make one of your demands that he let the hostages go. ● Some or all of the hostages might have Stockholm Syndrome so, if you are within earshot, […]
Read More So, You’re a Hostage NegotiatorObsessive-compulsive Disorder is an effort to keep things exactly the way they are by repeating the same acts over and over. It’s completely logical. There is only one reality where everything is just the way you like it and an infinite number of realities where it isn’t. Sadly, OCD doesn’t help because of chaos theory […]
Read More Swell Quartet[Sorry. I’m working on some longer pieces, this week…] When assembling bookcases and other furniture, send the family away for the weekend… unless you want your children to learn how to swear. ♥ Nothing enchants a two-year-old like the sound of pages being torn out of my favorite book. ♥ If your spouse is in […]
Read More What I Learned from 20 Years of MarriageDear Terse Llama, I’ve gotten into the habit of forgetting words. When I do, I tend to substitute the word I want to use with a random word. When I do, I get so embarrassed that my skin breaks out in goats; it gets so I don’t even want to marshmallow in public anymore. Is […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 