Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Avoid looking nostalgic. ♥ There is a time and a place to fake amnesia. If your wife catches you in bed with another woman, fake a stroke. If you get caught shoplifting, fake a heart attack. If you lose your children’s college money in Atlantic City, fake amnesia. ♥ Someone who has seen WAY too […]
Read More How to Fake AmnesiaThere are no gunfights, car chases, martial arts and, if there IS a topless scene, it happened while I was in the bathroom. ♦ They call it “Citizen” Kane, but you never get to see his long form birth certificate. ♦ He called his sled, “Rosebud”, which is not a sled name. Sleds have names […]
Read More Everything Wrong with Citizen KaneI think what two people do in the privacy of their own sex dungeon is between them and the paramedics. ◙ They say if you are strangled during orgasm, it makes the experience more intense; to be fair though, ANYTHING you do while being strangled will be more intense… ◙ Of all the things to […]
Read More Random Thoughts on SexA chain of strip clubs at nudist camps all over the world. ☻ An on-line dating service specifically for people who don’t own computers. ☻ A non-OSHA version of Minecraft where the ceiling caves in at random and no one bothers to look for you. ☻ A line of low-calorie enemas. ☻ Rememberance of Things […]
Read More Money-Losing Ideas I’ve HadRivergirl posed this question for her supposed readers. I’m taking it more seriously than most… Give a deep-tissue massage to a snow man. ♥ Hike the trails at Nevada’s Cactus and Stinging Insect State Park. ♥ Start a reasonable and well-thought-out debate on the International Monetary Fund at an outlaw biker bar. ♥ Stroll across […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 