Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
“All’s well that ends well” – If you ever wanted a phrase that means literally nothing and you are tired of the phrase, “There you have it”, this is the one for you. ☺ “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks” – This one is just confusing. What new dog tricks have been introduced […]
Read More Adages We DON’T Need[I’ve been having trouble writing so you’ll get THIS and LIKE it] Because I hate the word “kiosk”… ☼ Old people spend their mornings walking in the mall rather than doing their job: Telling young people everything that is wrong with their generation. ☼ Ever since the pet stores stopped selling puppies, I’ve spent my […]
Read More Why I Burned the Mall to the Ground[Deb asked for this one. I managed to get Terse Llama to interview the actor although she assured me that she didn’t want to] Vin Diesel: Okay, I’m here. Let’s get this over with—what’s the matter? Terse Llama: Sorry, but for a second I thought I was being attacked by a side of beef. Thank […]
Read More Interview with Vin DieselMy car takes alcohol instead of gas. It runs great but it gets into a lot more fights than my old car… ☺ They say that Monopoly is the game of capitalism and they are RIGHT. At the end of both there is one rich guy and several really pissed off losers. ☺ We argued […]
Read More Random Thoughts We All Have Sought[Part One, Part Two and Part Three here] “You seem distant”, Simone tells me. “Nonsense”, I exclaim from the hallway, “I can still make out your hair color and general build from here” “Is something wrong?” Something? EVERYTHING! I’m trapped, trapped like a rat in a trap or a deer in a sports car. My […]
Read More love and other bad ideas, pt four
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 