Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Deb asked for this one. I managed to get Terse Llama to interview the actor although she assured me that she didn’t want to] Vin Diesel: Okay, I’m here. Let’s get this over with—what’s the matter? Terse Llama: Sorry, but for a second I thought I was being attacked by a side of beef. Thank […]
Read More Interview with Vin DieselMy car takes alcohol instead of gas. It runs great but it gets into a lot more fights than my old car… ☺ They say that Monopoly is the game of capitalism and they are RIGHT. At the end of both there is one rich guy and several really pissed off losers. ☺ We argued […]
Read More Random Thoughts We All Have Sought[Part One, Part Two and Part Three here] “You seem distant”, Simone tells me. “Nonsense”, I exclaim from the hallway, “I can still make out your hair color and general build from here” “Is something wrong?” Something? EVERYTHING! I’m trapped, trapped like a rat in a trap or a deer in a sports car. My […]
Read More love and other bad ideas, pt four[At brief pause in my saga on love] To enjoy the holidays, first ask yourself, “what is important to you?”. Is it family? Is it success? If it’s donkeys, you probably don’t understand the question. ◙ In your mind, visualize what a perfect Thanksgiving dinner would look like; then, invite your family, anyway. ◙ Remember: […]
Read More Still More Holiday Tips[Part one is here; Part two is here] Orwell Said that Sex Equals Death But he Left Out the Pain and Depression I always feel guilty after sex; fortunately, guilt looks exactly like contemplation, so I simply look as if I’m about to say something brilliant. It had been a long long time since I’d […]
Read More love and other bad ideas, Part three
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 