Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Interest on most savings accounts are about 0.01 percent which is just 0.01 percent better than keeping the same money in your sock. ♥ Saving for the future implies that you think you have a future which sounds cocky to most people. ♥ When you have thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt, saving ten […]
Read More Why Aren’t Americans Saving More?A spork is an eating implement with tines too small to use as a fork and a bowl too shallow to use as a spoon. It does twice the work in that it disappoints people in two completely different ways. ♣ The spork was developed in the nineteenth century and called the “terrapin fork”. Because, […]
Read More The coniferous duality of the sporkIf you meet a donut at a singles’ bar, never ask its Zodiac sign because it is always torus. ☺ There are countless reasons why I cannot accept the concept of infinity. ☺ I don’t want to bore you with the details; but, if I can bore you with a general overview, I’m an […]
Read More Random Thoughts that Backed their Car over My Neighbor’s DogOur love grew more each day. Each business day… then, at midnight Friday, our love dropped sharply off until midnight Sunday. I remember one Sunday morning waking up to find that she’d tattooed two eyes on my forehead. This drove my dog crazy because she didn’t know where to look when I talked to her. […]
Read More Love and AnnFirst, know what relaxes you. This is a message from the Massachusetts Institute for the Bleeding Obvious. ♠ Remember: You can develop a dependency on tranquilizers, so if you start using them, be sure you have a hefty supply to feed your inevitable addiction. ♠ Sometimes, relaxation is simply a matter of going to your […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 