Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
If it is a hot day, be sure to drink enough water. How do you know how much is enough? How much did you drink? Nope, that’s not enough. ☺ Monitor your older relatives for signs of heat stroke. Signs include lack of perspiration, high pulse rate and confusion. If the person staggering around dazed […]
Read More Safety Tips for Heat WavesTo infiltrate criminals you have to look evil. One way is to stroke a cat while you talk menacingly. If you want to look evil and crazy, stroke a dead cat. ♠ Criminals look for little things that might indicate you are an undercover cop. For example: Introducing yourself as “Officer Loco Killer”. ♠ When […]
Read More Tips for Police Under Deep CoverYour pitch is so wild that it hits the batter’s wife who is in the stands behind you. ֍ You’re in the outfield, a ball is hit to you and you shriek, swat it down and hold it under your shoe until someone can come by with a newspaper to kill it. ֍ Your slides […]
Read More You aren’t Cut Out to Play Professional BaseballIt’s best to shoot someone with their own gun so it cannot get traced back to you. If your victim doesn’t have a gun, buy him one. ֎ Don’t burn off your fingerprints with acid, because the police will be looking for someone who burned off his fingerprints with acid and there aren’t very many […]
Read More How to Get Away with MurderIs it ironic to produce a reality show about a group of surrealists? ♣ Is it ironic to get so turned on by choking a chicken that you masturbate? ♣ Would it be ironic to grab a pillow and suffocate Tommy Smothers? ♣ How about if you have a rough time making a smoothie? ♣ […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 