Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Your deadbolt can be easily kicked in, no matter how sturdily it is built. For the best protection, get rid of all of your doors and get into your home through a series of rope ladders. ☺ If you are going to be away for a week or so, put some of your lights on […]
Read More How to Keep Your Home from Being Burglarized[Photo courtesy of Deb Whittam] Sometimes I hate how stupid and shallow others are and how much they look and act like me… ☼ Sometimes I think I second-guess myself too much; but, then I realize that I don’t… ☼ Sometimes I think yogurt is just someone trying to explain away leaving the milk out […]
Read More Sometimes…There are some people whose dreams foretell the future. My dreams foretell the present; for example, I dreamed once that I was on a cruise ship and I suddenly fell overboard. When I woke up, I was in the ocean and the ship was slowly moving away from me. Another time, I had that dream […]
Read More Olio Quartet[For those not keeping track: Lately, state legislation has been passed recently to prohibit schools from teaching that slavery is bad] Captured African B&D fetishists found being chained up to be demeaning but also erotic. ♦ Slaves could not be arrested and convicted of tax fraud. So, they were treated like billionaires are treated, today. […]
Read More Republican Guide to Teaching Positive Aspects of SlaveryGet Moving: Any form of activity will help wake you up… especially groggily falling downstairs, which is inevitable without your morning coffee. ☻ Morning Exercise: Try running. Because nothing wakes you up quicker than a torn Achilles tendon. ☻ Take an Ice-Cold Shower: The coldness of the water will preserve your body after the inevitable […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 