Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I’m touched. Thank you for remembering my birthday! Sure, my birthday was actually two months ago, but thank you for remembering that I have a birthday at all. The card you sent was great, along with the request for a loan until next Monday. That’s called “multi-tasking” and it is beautiful… As for your lovely […]
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Read More Thoughts on Smell that Make a Lot of ScentsI’m sorry I said that you were “a sight” just after you’d been up all night. I realize that my remark on your aesthetic was as welcome as candy to a diabetic. You hadn’t even brushed your hair and your face had no makeup thair. I know now that if I’d waited You’d have been […]
Read More A Sight for Sore GuysThere are five taste components: Salty, sweet, bitter, sour and umami. Umami was added recently because, without it, food scientists would have to concede that most Japanese food doesn’t taste like food. ֍ The tongue’s taste buds can detect millions of different combinations of flavors. Not bad for something that does most of its work […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 