The speed of light is way faster than the speed of sound which is why we don’t know what light sounds like…
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Sherry is the answer to the question, “What if fortified wine tasted like a wet deck?”
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Yak down is a rare sustainable fiber used in textiles. How do you get down from a yak? With a stepladder, I’d assume…
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My friend owned a carriage which he had pulled by a large mare. He told me he was training her to walk backwards and I had to remind him not to put the cart before the horse.
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People NEVER learn; but, you’ll figure that out for yourself some day.
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Is it ironic to burn a scarecrow in effigy?
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I see a British person as an anchor on our news and I think, “Oh well… live and let live” and then one of them says, “Shedule” instead of “schedule” and I want him dead…
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A soccer game looks exactly the same regardless of whether or not the players have ever played soccer before…
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My oldest son will do anything to avoid doing housework. Sometimes, just for fun, I don’t wash any forks or bowls just to see how long he’ll eat out of ashtrays using ball point pens as chopsticks…
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The man who asphyxiated a stable full of foals had a record of animal cruelty thick enough to choke a horse… which probably came in handy…
Ouch, that last one was painful 😟
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Too much of a “dad joke”?
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Too much an ouch joke Charles 🤪
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I cut out the middle man and just use a live yak as a blanket. Cheaper that way.
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Yeah, but the farts keep me awake…
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It’s that heavy grass diet. Very gassy…
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Whenever I hear shedule I have to say it out loud. Over and over again. I guess you would kill me.
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If you aren’t British, I’ll let it slide…
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….and then there was the man who asphyxiated a table full of stoles and went to the gas chamber fur his trouble.
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