Random Thoughts from Beyond the Galaxy

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The speed of light is way faster than the speed of sound which is why we don’t know what light sounds like…

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Sherry is the answer to the question, “What if fortified wine tasted like a wet deck?”

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Yak down is a rare sustainable fiber used in textiles. How do you get down from a yak? With a stepladder, I’d assume…

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My friend owned a carriage which he had pulled by a large mare. He told me he was training her to walk backwards and I had to remind him not to put the cart before the horse.

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People NEVER learn; but, you’ll figure that out for yourself some day.

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Is it ironic to burn a scarecrow in effigy?

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I see a British person as an anchor on our news and I think, “Oh well… live and let live” and then one of them says, “Shedule” instead of “schedule” and I want him dead…

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A soccer game looks exactly the same regardless of whether or not the players have ever played soccer before…

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My oldest son will do anything to avoid doing housework. Sometimes, just for fun, I don’t wash any forks or bowls just to see how long he’ll eat out of ashtrays using ball point pens as chopsticks…

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The man who asphyxiated a stable full of foals had a record of animal cruelty thick enough to choke a horse… which probably came in handy…

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