Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Huckleberry Hound was first televised in 1958. His show was created for a children’s cereal to sponsor. It was a bold move because, researchers knew how kids would react to a yellow dog and to a green dog but to predict how they’d react to a blue dog, they had to extrapolate. ♥ Huckleberry Hound’s […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 