Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I hear it was the best of times again right after that, but I was in the shower and missed it. ☼ Horses have no hands. But, their heights are measured in “hands”. This means that no horse knows exactly how tall he […]
Read More Random Thoughts, Part Infinity[Thanks to Deb Whittam for the photo and the idea] Sea urchins are sensitive to light, touch and chemicals… so think twice before taking one as a roommate… ☼ There are over 900 species of sea urchin but the most delicious is Cool Ranch Flavored. ☼ Sea urchins are of the class Echinoidea. Species under […]
Read More Some Pointed Facts about Sea Urchins[Thanks to Deb for the photo] There was once a snow leopard who was in a very abusive marriage. He’d come home from work and say, “Hi, dear! How was your day?” and she’d respond, “What the HELL do you mean by THAT?”; and, then she’d hit him with an adjustable wrench for fifteen minutes. […]
Read More The Snow Leopard and the Perfect MurderProp swords are expensive; but, you can gut a grapefruit with just a spoon. ♥ A grapefruit opera is the only type of opera with a full day’s supply of vitamin C. ♥ A dozen grapefruits singing in harmony would be enchanting… I’d imagine… Also a little disturbing… ♥ In a grapefruit opera, you can […]
Read More On Grapefruit OperasI could finally rid myself of those professional basketball scouts that keep following me around begging me to play for their team. ☻ I could jump up and down with joy and without the added anxiety of worrying that I’m about to jump into the ceiling fan. ☻ Nothing else motivates me. Maybe “Short Man […]
Read More Why I Wish I Were a Short Guy
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 