On the Five Basic Forces of Nature

People say that there is no gravity… just matter following the curvatures of space/time; but, you never hear a guy who is clinging to a ledge a hundred feet over the pavement say, “Help me! I’m about to follow the curvature of space/time” ▲ The same electrical forces that power the taser that brings down […]

Still More Leftovers

I Published Cooking with Your Children but a lot of people were way off in what the book was about. ☺ Because lips are sensitive, even a mild blow can cause bruising or even death… if you meet up with some nut that gets enraged at the sight of bruised lips. ☺ My old girlfriend […]

Thoughts on Shadows

He forever lived in the shadow of his older brother who worked as a beach umbrella. ☻ The Shadow was a superhero in the 1930’s. His power was the ability to cloud men’s minds; so, he was essentially pot. ☻ Shadow-boxing is stupid. Yes, you have the same height and reach of your opponent; but, […]

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