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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
How to work out if the guy parked across the T Intersection is actually asleep or whacked off on drugs
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He’s not drugged… he’s just differently conscioused…
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He was a pain, I couldn’t drive out of my street
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Kind of sad when our government leaves people that need help “just lying around”…
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No joke, my husband has a woman who calls the office every month to complain UFOs are circling her house in surveillance.
😳
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At least she has a sense of her own importance…
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Robots are your plastic pals who are fun to be with!
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Don’t worry about getting a subscription, we know where you live!
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That would’ve been a good one to include.
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The cat that legit lives under my bed during the day stares at me at night. ALL NIGHT. It really messes up my sleep. I’ve tried taking pictures but THEN she looks away. I am extremely paranoid that the cat is planning something while she is staring at me. I don’t know what, but it must be something big. I think I need to be a little more paranoid to be prepared…
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They’re cats, they’re always plotting. The only way to avoid being murdered in your sleep is to lay in an ample supply of tuna…. and catnip. 😉
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When my family would leave me alone in the house, our cat would sit there staring at me all night. Creepy as hell!
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They’re cats, they’re always plotting. The only way to avoid being murdered in your sleep is to lay in an ample supply of tuna…. and catnip.
😉
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This is brilliant and I will take a moment to attempt to contribute my own paranoid delusions…gotta think of one first…
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I thought all of your writing was paranoid delusion…
I haven’t seen any in a while… what gives?
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Entertaining different delusions…but I’ll be back! Thanks for noticing!!
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I have become Don Quixote.
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Oh… tilting at windmills like Governor Abbott?
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I was paranoid that, one of these years, one of my comments to one of your posts would be less than perfect…..so I decided to get it over with now.
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I couldn’t have said it better myself… so, better luck next time!
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