Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Are bananas good for anxiety? They are, unless you have a morbid fear of bananas. ♦ How can apples benefit you? If you stand next to one, you’ll feel taller. ♦ Do apples cleanse your body? Maybe… but if you’re a cop, you have to tell them, right? ♦ I hear eating two cups of […]
Read More I Answer Google FAQs about FruitWhite pepper: Gourmets say that the white pepper gives a musky flavor to the vanilla ice cream; and, isn’t that our biggest gripe with plain vanilla? Not enough musk? ◙ Green tea: On a good day, green tea tastes like a mud puddle in a spinach garden. Some people WILL enjoy this flavor because a […]
Read More Real Ice Cream Flavors that Make You Question EverythingYou want someone to both live with you and hate you utterly; and, your mother-in-law is dead. ☼ There’s perfectly good wall paper in your guest bathroom that has never been shredded. ☼ You’ve always wanted a pet that periodically vomits its own hair. ☼ You need a smaller pet but with the loyalty of […]
Read More Reasons YOU should Own a CatSome people fast before going to an all-you-can-eat buffet when just purging in the parking lot is sufficient. ♠ Most people prefer the buffet items that are one row back from the front because those get sneezed on a lot less. ♠ Don’t fill up on bread. If it is a Chinese food buffet, don’t […]
Read More All You Can Eat? Challenge AcceptedFirst, be SURE it was stolen. When I lose something, it usually falls down my pants-leg into my boot. Then, the cat defecates into that boot because I left her alone for a weekend, WITH FOOD AND WATER, but she’s still plenty miffed. If my identity is in that boot, I’ll get myself another, thank […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 