Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Sometimes, the first words you hear from someone are an indicator of what they horrors they will bring to your life so PAY ATTENTION] “I knew you were okay because I can see your aura” ♠ “Hi, great to meet you. If you want a man who’s intelligent, has a good sense of humor and […]
Read More Really Bad First WordsIf I’d just spent an evening with the best hypnotist EVER… ◙ If the only two foods available were Red Lobster entrees and Elmer’s Glue and someone snapped up the glue before I could. ◙ If I knew a lobster that I had a grudge against was in one of their tanks. ◙ If I’d […]
Read More Circumstances Under Which I’d Eat at Red LobsterArtichokes are very versatile. They can be boiled, roasted, baked, deep fried, smothered, shot or run over when they stand in the crosswalk. They are the perfect vegetable for when you crave something that looks like a pine cone and tastes like nothing. ♦ If you must break out of jail, you can carve a […]
Read More Thoughts on Vegetables[NASA announced that they are sending astronauts back to the Moon. Why? And, why now?] Buzz Aldrin thinks he dropped his cuff-link. ֎ Yes, housing prices are getting THAT high here on Earth. ֎ NASA engineers are tired having nothing to do all day. If they couldn’t keep busy working on the details of a […]
Read More Why We are Going Back to the MoonThe Captain re-purposes the crew cabins to the “indoor swimming deck”… ֍ Enterprising stewards are selling partial ownership in some of the lifeboats. ֍ Working-class teenagers onboard are rushing to finish their nude sketches of Kate Winslet. ֍ The ship’s captain gave a “field promotion” to the ship’s photographer and is nowhere to be found. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 