Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Deb asked for this. Blame her!] Before the sixteenth century, women were forbidden to eat artichokes because of their supposed aphrodisiac qualities. Then, men actually thought about the implications of that. ♥ The artichoke was named the Official Vegetable of Monterrey County in California, replacing the guy who’d been in a coma there since 1993. […]
Read More Fun Facts About Artichokes[This one is kind of autobiographical… tell no one!] Your dad spends an entire afternoon explaining to you how best to head-butt a bouncer. ♪ You go to a family wedding and they need a best man and a maid of honor because the bride and groom got into a fist fight with the ones […]
Read More How to Tell if You have White-Trash RootsFor one thing, his beak can hold more than his belly-can (and, I don’t know how in the hell-he-can). ☺ He may be a smelly sea bird but he’ll be way more believable as a superhero than Ant-man. ☺ One of its superpowers could be vomiting a torrent of partially digested fish at his foes. […]
Read More Why Our Next Super Hero Must Be Pelican ManAvoid looking nostalgic. ♥ There is a time and a place to fake amnesia. If your wife catches you in bed with another woman, fake a stroke. If you get caught shoplifting, fake a heart attack. If you lose your children’s college money in Atlantic City, fake amnesia. ♥ Someone who has seen WAY too […]
Read More How to Fake AmnesiaThere are no gunfights, car chases, martial arts and, if there IS a topless scene, it happened while I was in the bathroom. ♦ They call it “Citizen” Kane, but you never get to see his long form birth certificate. ♦ He called his sled, “Rosebud”, which is not a sled name. Sleds have names […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 