Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
My car takes alcohol instead of gas. It runs great but it gets into a lot more fights than my old car… ☺ They say that Monopoly is the game of capitalism and they are RIGHT. At the end of both there is one rich guy and several really pissed off losers. ☺ We argued […]
Read More Random Thoughts We All Have Sought[At brief pause in my saga on love] To enjoy the holidays, first ask yourself, “what is important to you?”. Is it family? Is it success? If it’s donkeys, you probably don’t understand the question. ◙ In your mind, visualize what a perfect Thanksgiving dinner would look like; then, invite your family, anyway. ◙ Remember: […]
Read More Still More Holiday Tips[This is the last one, I promise. Been sitting on my queue forever] Youtube Stuff that is Stupid if You Think about it; But if You Think about it More it is Still Stupid Cooking Fast Food Yourself: Do you like the IDEA of an Egg McMuffin or a combination taco but hate the Egg […]
Read More From the queue: Part 3[More from the queue. I’m very sorry] The first time you ever see your grandma naked. Every subsequent time you see your grandma naked. Conjoined octuplets… Scrapple. You push your way through a crowd to see a badly injured man about your age wearing the exact same kind of hat you are wearing and you […]
Read More Things that are horrifyingThe average gorilla weighs three hundred pounds. The above average gorilla weighs just about the same as that but he earns more and doesn’t spill when he drinks too much. ▼ A gorilla has black fur and is capable of doing a person great harm. Think of the gorilla as a bear but with better […]
Read More Gorillas, gorillas, gorillas!
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 