Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Three is a rough approximation of pi. This approximation was used by ancient engineers who didn’t mind the odd toppling. ▲ Three is the first Fermat prime number, just in case you have a box of Fermat prime numbers and want to put them in order. ▲ It is the smallest number of sides a […]
Read More Some Tertiary Facts about ThreeHorus is the Egyptian god of the sky. This includes the Sun and the Moon and any passenger jet you happen to be taking to your parent’s house during the holidays. ֎ The two main Egyptian gods are Isis and Osiris, the parents of Horus. Yes, you could pray to Isis or Osiris; or, just […]
Read More why you should worship horusThey are the only animal that attacks using “jump-scares” unless you count that squirrel that lives in my garage. ◙ They leave little rodent turds everywhere and I just bought a two pound box of raisins. ◙ They eat every food in the house except for what is in the mousetraps. ◙ Mice all look […]
Read More Why I Must Kill MiceBear-Baiting is an old sport where a bear was chained up, defanged and declawed so that it could battle one or more dogs for the amusement of sadists all over Europe. The entertainment was two-fold: There was the battle between the dogs and the bear; and, there was the surprised look on the dogs’ faces […]
Read More Facts about bear-baiting for you to fight aboutCut off the head and stuff the mouth with garlic. Resist the urge to put the head into a 350 degree oven with potatoes. ♥ You can kill a vampire with a stake through his heart… but, you can kill just about anything with a stake through the heart. ♥ Bury a vampire under running […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 