Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
If you cut off a pig’s nose, how does it smell? Just as bad as it did before… ♣ The smell of success is not sweet… it has more of a pine scent. If you smell something sweet that you think is success, it’s probably just the result of a brain tumor. ♣ Some scientists […]
Read More Thoughts on Smell that Make a Lot of ScentsThere are five taste components: Salty, sweet, bitter, sour and umami. Umami was added recently because, without it, food scientists would have to concede that most Japanese food doesn’t taste like food. ֍ The tongue’s taste buds can detect millions of different combinations of flavors. Not bad for something that does most of its work […]
Read More Taste: Bad and OtherwiseThe speed of light is way faster than the speed of sound which is why we don’t know what light sounds like… ֎ Sherry is the answer to the question, “What if fortified wine tasted like a wet deck?” ֎ Yak down is a rare sustainable fiber used in textiles. How do you get down […]
Read More Random Thoughts from Beyond the Galaxy[The Twelve Steps are a construct of Alcoholics Anonymous, for those of you who are not Americans] Admit you are powerless over alcohol and that nothing will keep you from drinking… even Alcoholics Anonymous. Believe in a power greater than yourself that can restore you to sanity… and that power is Dr. Phil. Turn your […]
Read More A Bender of a Thousand Miles Begins with 12 StepsUniversal’s Islands of Adventure: Conveniently located in Orlando, Florida… our nation’s sucking chest wound. Their motto: “Heroes, beasts and magical creatures are all made real”. You will know what it is like to whitewater raft down a dinosaur infested river while a six year old vomits most of his ice cream cone down the back […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 