Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Sulfur has 23 isotopes, four of which are stable and two of which are known to drunk text their exes. ♣ Sulfur is created inside of massive stars by fusing Helium and Silicon. If you want to make Sulfur at home, make sure your oven gets as hot as 2.5 billion degrees Kelvin and maybe […]
Read More Facts on SulfurI’ve never pulled off the perfect con; in fact, I’ve never even been able to convince anyone that I’m actually sick when I call in sick. ☼ I’ve never finished my version of Duchamp’s Nude Descending a Staircase because I can’t convince anyone to take off their clothes and walk down my stairs. ☼ I’ve […]
Read More Things I Have Yet to AccomplishAmericans consume nearly four hundred million pounds of sauerkraut each year. Oddly enough, it is only consumed by ten Americans and all in the same two week period. ♫ Sauerkraut is fat free! And, so are roofing tiles! ♫ Preserved cabbage was invented by the Chinese around the time of the building of the Great […]
Read More Well-Preserved Facts about SauerkrautAntimony: Divorce Celibacy: A vow you take when you are sure you are never getting laid again anyway. Disposition: To stop yoga practice. Lethargy: A hypersensitivity to leth. Acumen: Any of the mutated superheroes of the group headed by Professor Acu. Unflappable: Pertaining to a bird with two broken wings. Pragmatic: Any prag that works […]
Read More Increase Your Vocabulary[Sorry about this one. It’s been in my queue for a while and I just want it OUT OF MY SIGHT] Cicero called Herodotus “The Father of History” as well as “The Slow-witted But Lovable Cousin of Hydraulics”… ☻ Herodotus was born in 484 BCE in the Greek City of Halicarnassus, known for its mausoleum, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 