Your Philosophy Annoys Me (a Poem)

Your attempts to be existential are stupid and provincial and your persistence in justifying your own existence by invoking Sartre is putting the horse before the cartre And, even though I respect Camus I can’t see what he has to do with yus If we discuss philosophy any more there’s the door. Because, if I […]

One More Rotten Poem

Yeah… I really can’t stop making these. But, on the plus side, I’ve got all my posts for next week written. The Memory is the First Thing to Go Is my mind going? Is my mental decline showing? My mind was once sharp and keen but, now I can’t remember where I’ve been […]

Two Dumb Poems

Potato Salad My potato salad is pretty bland but I make it all by hand. And, it isn’t my fault That my mom never taught me to use salt. No onions, spices or flavor of any kind the product of an uninspired mind. But, I find all your complaints invalid so let me enjoy […]

Thanks for the Poem, Charlie, Said No One Ever

It shouldn’t faze you That the wild boar lives in Europe, Africa and parts of Asiu. It roams both far and wide And, harbors thoughts of homicide. (I think it is irresponsible to let a pig grow that big) Whereas other animals use their musk the wild boar gives you a poke with its tusk […]

Don “Beat Generation” Trump: Covid #19

“Boiling water kills Covid 19. Maybe there’s a way we can ingest boiling water or maybe just boil the entire body, could you look into that?…I understand that there aren’t enough tests for the virus so I’m recommending that we take different tests… like SATs or LSATs and scratch out the titles and replace them […]