Your Philosophy Annoys Me (a Poem)

Sartre's Exotropia | The VisionHelp Blog

Your attempts to be existential

are stupid and provincial

and your persistence

in justifying your own existence

by invoking Sartre

is putting the horse before the cartre

And, even though I respect Camus

I can’t see what he has to do with yus

If we discuss philosophy any more

there’s the door.

Because, if I hear “cogito ergo sum”

I’m leaving the rum…

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