Deb’s 42 Word Zombie Challenge

Deb’s newest challenge, here! “Is the safety glass secured?”, asked Donald Trump. His aide nodded, “I still wish we’d handled this outbreak better, sir” “I didn’t want to panic anyone”, he said, looking over the massive angry crowd of zombies. “Besides, they vote Republican”

What Does Freedom Mean to Me?

Freedom is the ability to buy firearms regardless of my race, creed or paranoid schizophrenia. Freedom is being treated fairly by the law regardless of whether I am white or slightly whiter than that. Freedom is being able to work at a job without being fired for my gender, religion; or, if my last name […]

To My Twitter Political Debate Opponents

Your side wants the death penalty; my side wants it abolished. Change the law so that, instead of being executed, criminals are just really badly beaten. Yes, I know you said you had sex with my mother for a dollar; but, my mother is in her seventies and doesn’t need the money (unless she’s been […]

Excerpts from the New Republican Police Reform Bill

Did Republicans miss the point? You decide! Any officer standing on a suspect’s neck more than five minutes must be prosecuted for loitering. For the purpose of this bill, “tickling” is any action using the fingers, hands, feather or firearm to induce laughter or death. Any officer who shoots a fleeing suspect in the […]

I Go Catty: Some Theories on Melania Trump

She is a ventriloquist and must always be within arm’s length of the hole in Trump’s back. She is a sex-doll brought to life by a fairy. She will become a real girl after she performs a selfless grand task. We’ll keep you posted. Melania Trump speaks no English and precious little Russian. She ended […]