The Symptoms of Canine Panic Disorder (CPD)

Urination: Obviously, not all urination; but, urination where it doesn’t normally occur: Such as the carpet, the stove top or Haiti. Vocalization: As in rapid and/or high-pitch barks or yelps. If the dog vocalizes, “I’m chill, bruh”, it’s probably not panicking and is more likely a surfer. Trembling: Uncontrollable shaking is a sign of CPD. […]

New Psychiatrist Jokes that Look Like They are From the 1950s

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “My elderly grandmother thinks she’s Superman” The doctor says, “Why don’t you bring her in?” And, the man replies, “She keeps flying away” A woman walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “My husband thinks he’s a zebra” The doctor replies, “Bring him in, I can […]

Extrovert Facts I’ve Got Outgoing

Extroverts do NOT always need to be the center of attention. They are more than happy with someone else as center of attention, provided that person is talking about them. Extroverts have doubts about their own outgoing personas. They wonder if they are coming on too strong… maybe being a bit obnoxious. Researchers know this […]

I’ve Withdrawn these Facts on Introverts

Psychologist Laurie Helgoe, author of Introvert Power: Why Your Inner Life Is Your Hidden Strength, says that introverts do not enjoy small talk. This was hardly surprising considering that NO ONE likes small talk… Introverts create more dopamine and dopamine-like substances simply by thinking deeply and using their imagination. This means that we can have […]

Get Terse Medical Advice from a Llama

[Note: The Super-intelligent Bio-engineered Dog is not available due to a misunderstanding over yellow-cake uranium. But, a random llama has offered to stand in] Dear Terse Llama, My husband has recently started thinking that he is an animal. He sneaks into our neighbor’s chicken coop and eats the man’s chickens. Is he crazy? Wit’s End […]