Get Terse Medical Advice from a Llama

[Note:  The Super-intelligent Bio-engineered Dog is not available due to a misunderstanding over yellow-cake uranium.  But, a random llama has offered to stand in] Dear Terse Llama, My husband has recently started thinking that he is an animal.  He sneaks into our neighbor’s chicken coop and eats the man’s chickens.  Is he crazy? Wit’s End […]

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Insanity, by Calvin Klein

  Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Quantum physics is doing the same thing in exactly the same way, over and over, and getting one, two or zero results, depending upon whether or not the cat in the box ate the poison. Insanity is doing the same thing […]

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Shrink Wrapped!

I see an allure in what they call the “talking cure” . But, psychiatrists, try as they might cannot set things right. . Do I hate my mom or dad– is that why I’m so sad? . Perhaps we should discuss my ego, id or animus. . But, all the sessions that I’ve bought have […]

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