Thoughts, With a Random Beat

If you want an easy way to find the lonely and friendless, just hang out at your airport’s long term parking… ◙ In a recent poll of men over sixteen years of age, the most common answer to the question, “What would you prefer to be crushed under?”, Scarlett Johannson is still the number one […]

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Random Thoughts about Me Me Me

My life would’ve been just a little bit better if no one had ever explained to me what a “cock ring” was. ☼ I get tired of being treated like I’m crazy. My family does it, my friends do it… even the tiny hippopotamus god that lives in my truck. ☼ I’ll never understand women… […]

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