Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Recommended by George] It makes me happy when we get acid rain on “Take Your Baking Soda to Work Day” ☺ What makes me happy? A warm kitten; if I’m on a diet, half a warm kitten… ☺ I’m happy to watch the sun rise each day because, without it, I’d still be living the […]
Read More Stuff that makes me happyMy girlfriend came to me and said, “I don’t think you respect me as a person. I don’t think you see me as an equal in our relationship” “Who let you out of your cage?”, I demanded. ♠ When I was in court on murder charges (SECOND degree murder… don’t get excited), I decided to […]
Read More Olio, Hodgepodge and the Great Texas Dynamite ChaseNOTE TO SELF: Quit using shampoos with the instructions, “Lather, rinse, regret”… ◊ NOTE TO SELF: Remember to tell uncle that replacing the “N-word” with “negro gentleman” doesn’t make his joke about the porter and the traveling salesman any easier to listen to. ◊ NOTE TO SELF: Return dog to shelter and get one that […]
Read More Note to SelfIt’s surprising how often we answer with, “It was my pleasure” when we actually mean, “It was a gigantic pain in the ass”. ☺ I don’t mind dying young as long as I can do it when I’m ninety. ☺ Often, I was awakened out of a sound sleep because my wife needed her calves […]
Read More Yeah, I’m Back…(Kind of)I keep a mime in a large, transparent box… mostly for the sake of irony. ☻ There is literally no good reason to eat marshmallows… ☻ I lived in a town that was near the world’s largest baking soda volcano. One day, it erupted, flooding the town and relieving the acid re-flux of dozens of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 