Guaranteed Effective Sanctions Against North Korea

They will be forced to keep Dennis Rodman North Korea will be limited to arresting and torturing no more than six westerners a year. North Korean Ambassador can only address UN while not wearing pants. Any world power caught dealing financially with North Korea will be condemned in a private ceremony held in an undisclosed […]

The Pope Went to Chile and All We Got Was this Lousy Bishop

The Pope recently went to Chile. Normally, when a public figure goes to Chile, it is either because Uruguay is full, or because they’ve already visited every other nation in the world; however, in this case, the Pope had a reason for visiting Chile: He wanted to apologize. Now, you may ask, “What is a […]

Products for Dogs Made by People Who Hate Dogs

Vegetarian dog food: There may not be a special place in Hell for people who put their dogs on a vegetarian diet; but, as soon as the building permits are approved, work will begin on it. Muzzle: If you cannot control the pointy end of your dog, you probably should get a different breed. A […]

Money-making Ideas for the Twenty-first Century

Pet Watching Service for After the Rapture: When the heavens open up and take God’s chosen, who’ll watch their dogs and cats? Well, since I am NOT a Christian and will sign a document declaring that I will NEVER be “saved”, I am the perfect heathen to check in on the pets of the extremely […]

My Friend Went to Italy and All I Got was this Dumb Postcard. A Rant

There are two items that mark my cubicle as occupied: My travel Buddha and a postcard a friend of mine brought back from her trip to Italy. Usually, I mark my territory with a lot more than this, but contractors in this particular government building get moved around a lot. I’m lucky to be in […]