Expected Reviews of My Book

One Star An Affront to God and Some of God’s Friends What can I say? I found his prose to be cloying, his plot points lacking and his client not guilty by reason of insanity. I found his metaphors on species to be labored and his metaphors on labor to be specious. The book is […]

To My Followers Who Want to Know How My Book is Coming Along

It’s fine Now, leave me alone!

Fish Think

I got the idea from River’s World. Yeah, it’s a little weak but I thought, “what do I care? My readers deserve nothing from me” But, I was immediately sorry when my readers left the room in tears. I was confused: Do I follow? When I follow THAT never helps things… but when I DON’T […]

Types of Women I am DONE with

Coke/Meth-head: You’d think all of that extra energy would make for a GREAT relationship. Staying up forty-eight hours at a time would ensure that she’d have even MORE time to be focused on ME. But, she wrecked my car and then she slept with my brother. After that, she wrecked HIS car and slept with […]

Life Hacks…Then Spits

You can save money on window cleaner by mixing some vinegar and water in a spray bottle and using that solution to clean your windows. You can save even more money by NOT cleaning your windows… because, when a window gets dirty enough to become opaque, it simply becomes a wall… When you travel, wrap […]