Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
What breed of dog is your favorite and why? Actually, that is two questions. I like boxers, because they always have a Harrison Ford-like look of concentration and confusion as if they are trying to figure people out. My big fear is that they will one day lose that expression when they DO figure us […]
Read More Another Q and A about MeThe Mexican Constitution was adopted on this day in 1917, by a nice New England couple with a big yard and a swing set. The document set up a Mexican Republic with independent executive, judicial and legislative branches, all working together under a loose affiliation of drug cartels and the Monroe Doctrine. William Burroughs was […]
Read More Almanac: February 5thDrill Instructor: Pull safety ring from trigger What are you doing? We’ve got women can do that better than you. From now on your fire extinguisher’s name is “Janet” Step back and spray burning area Now, you will do fifty pushups! Donald Trump: Pull safety ring from trigger You know firemen saw me handling a […]
Read More Fire Extinguisher Instructions Written By:Harvest tips from the other tables until you get enough to pay for the meal, a decent tip and maybe a movie. ☻ Tell the manager that, if he lets you leave without paying, you’ll recommend his establishment to all of your friends, who will probably also show up without their wallets. ☻ The Philosopher’s […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 