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Almanac: February 5th
The Mexican Constitution was adopted on this day in 1917, by a nice New England couple with a big yard and a swing set. The document set up a Mexican Republic with independent executive, judicial and legislative branches, all working together under a loose affiliation of drug cartels and the Monroe Doctrine. William Burroughs was […]
Read More Almanac: February 5thFire Extinguisher Instructions Written By:
Drill Instructor: Pull safety ring from trigger What are you doing? We’ve got women can do that better than you. From now on your fire extinguisher’s name is “Janet” Step back and spray burning area Now, you will do fifty pushups! Donald Trump: Pull safety ring from trigger You know firemen saw me handling a […]
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Harvest tips from the other tables until you get enough to pay for the meal, a decent tip and maybe a movie. ☻ Tell the manager that, if he lets you leave without paying, you’ll recommend his establishment to all of your friends, who will probably also show up without their wallets. ☻ The Philosopher’s […]
Read More Finished Meal? Forgot Wallet?Heroes: A Rant
Webster’s Dictionary defines hero as “a person admired for achievements and noble qualities”. In other words, actors, sports figures or politicians because, as far as famous people go, that’s pretty much all we have except for serial killers and fashion designers; and, I doubt Yves Saint Laurant ever killed a chimera or took down the […]
Read More Heroes: A Rant
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 