The Giant Otter

This is your lucky day! My essay on Giant Otters is complete and the Nobel Prize committee is VERY interested… The Aquatic Ferocity of the Giant Otter

Your Child and Violent Video Games

Limit your child’s game-time to his waking hours. Tell your child that, if he cannot control himself after playing violent video games, he won’t be allowed to see Cannibal Holocaust that evening. Discuss the age-appropriateness of your child’s video games with parents that actually care how their children turn out… If your child breaks his […]

The Moosehead Stratagem: Chapter 5, Final Part

The president threw the thick folder onto the desk and sighed. Pressing a button on the device in the center of the desk top, President Kim Rontuber said, “You can send the gentleman in” The device replied, “I’m not an intercom, you idiot. I’m a calculator” Rontuber asked with furrowed brow, “I have a talking […]

Beware! Skunk Poem

When I got drunk and teased a skunk the aftermath was a bath where I got water in my ear and could no longer hear so, I paid a hundred dollars for a nurse to flush out the gunk. I cannot help but blame that skunk…

The Moosehead Stratagem, Chapter 5, Part 5

As Justermanson approached the bench, he realized the figure on it was… dead. “How do you like my handiwork?”, came a voice from behind. Buck spun around and was face to face with the great Oskar Moosehead. “You killed him”, Buck stammered. Moosehead looked confused, “No, I referred to the handiwork on these benches. I […]