Limit your child’s game-time to his waking hours.
Tell your child that, if he cannot control himself after playing violent video games, he won’t be allowed to see Cannibal Holocaust that evening.
Discuss the age-appropriateness of your child’s video games with parents that actually care how their children turn out…
If your child breaks his leg, then fully expects to respawn at his last save-point, he is probably playing too much Halo.
Video games will help train your child to be a sociopath so he won’t stand out as an adult.
You may think that years of playing ultra-violent video games might make your child incapable of feeling emotions but he’ll always have rage.
Playing violent video games is a great way to wean your child from his porn addiction.
Video games aren’t all bad. On-line games are a great way to meet like minded people who enjoy competition, the thrill of the game and enticing young people to meet them at the nearest mall.
Don’t let your child get “doughy” from all of his time sitting at a computer. Get him involved in sports such as Fantasy Football.
Get your child involved in non-computer organizations like 4-H. If he can kill a hundred thousand individual made-up people, he’ll have no trouble with sticking a water hose down a calf’s throat to make it heavier for a weighing…