This is your lucky day! My essay on Giant Otters is complete and the Nobel Prize committee is VERY interested…
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Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
This is your lucky day! My essay on Giant Otters is complete and the Nobel Prize committee is VERY interested…
the return of the animal essays 🙂 loved it! Nobel prize committee on the other hand will be a pack of giant zoologists, so their interest might be Pirhanic
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Did you know that Giant Zoologists are an invasive species?
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adjectives that go well with invasive species: underpaid, underrecognized, underestimated
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I really liked this, especially the bit about the domestic cat, and the bit about the vandalism (which didn’t occur cos you were here in Australia chatting up that kangaroo from across the road) and that bit about zoologists (they sound a bit like canaries to me)
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Oddly enough, they also use zoologists in coal mines to test for gas leaks…
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And here I thought that was canaries … and lost drop bears
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They did use canaries… but the miner’s got too attached to canaries, so they started using zoologists…
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Prize worthy indeed. It makes me wonder if the college curriculum mentions how much scat their future zoologists will be forced to examine. Seems like that would be a deal breaker to me.
Now remind me again… where were we last weekend?
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We was at the diner, see…? And, you didn’t see nothin’… see?
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Of course. How could I forget that…
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I love the animal essays – always fun little quips inside them that make me laugh 🙂
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Well… I had a week off while Moosehead was running its course and the public HAS to know about giant otters…
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I thought the part about zoologists was so funny (and throwing it by its tail – oh my goodness 🙂 ) I know there are so many parts I enjoyed – another great piece!
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I always appreciate your comments, Robyn. They really do brighten my day…
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