Indications That You Will Almost Certainly Fail

There is doughnut glaze and Cheetoh dust all over your workout DVD. You notice that your boss has a pink slip filled out with everything but his signature. The guy giving you a driving test has a stress-induced coronary during the test. You’ve asked out a girl who is frowning at you, wearing a wedding […]

Tips for a Good Night’s Sleep

Diet is very important for a good night’s sleep: If you are having trouble getting to sleep, maybe you aren’t eating enough sleeping pills… Exercise is also important. If you cannot sleep, punish your body with push-ups and sit-ups. If that doesn’t make your brain take notice, start with the cutting… you know THAT’S what […]

Ice-breaking Questions

Whether you are at a party or just mumbling to yourself on the subway, everyone needs a conversation starter. Something to make people ponder, think or move to another seat. Here are some that have served me well: If shoes could laugh, what do you think they would laugh at and why? If you […]

This Country has Daycare Issues; I have SOLUTIONS!

Many households with children have at least two of the child’s parents working. Sometimes, even the tropical fish have to pitch in and make a few bucks for the family… mostly commission work. Daycare is expensive and scary and, more often then not, organized into some kind of toddler “Fight Club”, with weight classifications and […]

How to be More Smarterer

Claim whatever word you are discussing comes from the “Middle English” from the “Old French” because who cares? . Sprinkle your essay with made up quotes from Tolstoy. Remember to avoid topics like lasers, nuclear energy and the band Boyz II Men. . Writing a simple sentence, when a more complicated one is just as […]