I was going to do a list on the worst breeds of cat to own but it turned out that it was all of them. ♣ The worst dog breed is the Chow Chow, a dog so awful that you have to say its name twice. Imagine an animal with the personality of a cat […]Read More P. E. T.
Pot-bellied Pig: This pet says “attention whore” WAY better than dying your hair green or piercing your eyelids. When people approach you about the farm animal you have on a leash, look embarrassed at the attention as you soak it in like a vital nutrient… ☺ Hissing Cockroaches: The word “pet” is a hard one […]Read More Exotic Pets: Which One is Right for YOU?
One If I had to choose an iconic symbol of my childhood, and I wasn’t allowed to pick that game of old maid I once played with Squeaky Fromme, I would choose the old sycamore tree that stood at the top of Wilson Hill. The tree overlooked Wilson Creek just at the end of Wilson […]Read More Strange Interludes
[How to understand your dog] A low growl: “I disagree with your contention that I should not lay on the couch” A low growl followed by a whine: “Your unyielding position on the issue of me lying on the couch has me concerned as to your mental state” A whine, followed by a howl: “Please […]Read More The Tao of Woof
No one pays attention to your tattoos and piercings any more. Sometimes you just need the love, affection and caring that can only come from a cold-blooded reptile with a brain the size of a watch battery. You live in a trailer-park in Florida and just want to fit in. Escaped boas and pythons breeding […]Read More The Only Good Reasons to Own Snakes