Guaranteed Effective Sanctions Against North Korea

They will be forced to keep Dennis Rodman North Korea will be limited to arresting and torturing no more than six westerners a year. North Korean Ambassador can only address UN while not wearing pants. Any world power caught dealing financially with North Korea will be condemned in a private ceremony held in an undisclosed […]

The Pope Went to Chile and All We Got Was this Lousy Bishop

The Pope recently went to Chile. Normally, when a public figure goes to Chile, it is either because Uruguay is full, or because they’ve already visited every other nation in the world; however, in this case, the Pope had a reason for visiting Chile: He wanted to apologize. Now, you may ask, “What is a […]

My Friend Went to Italy and All I Got was this Dumb Postcard. A Rant

There are two items that mark my cubicle as occupied: My travel Buddha and a postcard a friend of mine brought back from her trip to Italy. Usually, I mark my territory with a lot more than this, but contractors in this particular government building get moved around a lot. I’m lucky to be in […]

My Idyllic Childhood

My mother often cursed the day that I was born; but, she assured me that she was cursing that day long before I was conceived. In fact, she wanted to change her “curse-day”, but she had no issues with any other day of the year. I told her that I understood and she went back […]

Ideas

Ham, bacon and egg breakfasts made from incestuous animals. Call it, “Breakfast Inbred”. Still no response from Denny’s. A car that runs by draining the batteries of the cars all around it. Can call it, “The Mother-in-Law”… A television crime drama starring Fiona Apple as a detective who solves crimes by banging random chords out […]