I met the most selfish woman EVER, last night.
The evening started out nicely, at a good restaurant. She and I were talking about music. I looked down at my phone and noticed that our one hour anniversary was coming up. So, I presented her with her anniversary gift.
She, on the other hand, seemed confused and dismissed our one-hour anniversary despite what we’d meant to one another for the previous fifty-nine minutes.
I shouldn’t have been too shocked, though. Forty-five minutes in, I noticed she was becoming a little cold and distant… but, I tried to save our relationship…
… for the sake of the children…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Did she know she was dating a psycho? OMG, this is hysterical!
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Did she know? Not at first, I guess…
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Clearly the woman has a problem with commitment.
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Yes, it’s clearly not you, it’s her
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Children??? The waiters perhaps??? Or was it one of those resturants with the gold fish and you adopted one on the way in???
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Goldfish need parents, too…
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I know … I feed mine every day.
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Goldfish respond well to the addition of food to their diet.
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you seem to have jumped the gun, with the children angle that is. As for anniversaries, women are supposed to appreciate if you remember before it is over.
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So sue me for planning our future!
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I think you came on a bit strong…
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I was thinking that when I brought the draft wedding vows with me…
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LMAO!
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