Putting a mirror by the bed.
Having sex with a ventriloquist.
Making love to a woman who answers to two different names.
Copulating on a fresh grave.
Sex with one woman who has two heads.
Fornicating with a woman who complains incessantly about her sister.
Sex with a woman wearing a t-shirt with another woman’s face on it… or her own face because… OH BOY, TWINS!!!
Fooling around with a woman who has a still-born twin growing out of her back.
Going to bed with a method actress.
Sex with three women but one of them is invisible…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
I don’t think I’ll ask from whence the inspiration for this post came. Nope. Not gonna go it..
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Oddly enough, Big Bang Theory…
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That wouldn’t be my first guess, but okay…
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I think you need to watch some of those type of dvds Charles, or get a typing cat 🐈
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All cats are typing cats… If you are using your keyboard, they are on top of it…
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I was typing last night and I looked up to read the screen only to realise Princess was hitting the number keys, mimicking me 😊
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So much for “Two’s company, but three’s a crowd” (unless you’re into crowds).
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Three’s Company too!
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