High-fiber is great, so they say.
It makes you poop twelve times a day.
It might be good for colon health
but it’s a terrible thing to do to yourselth.
Good Colon Health is Important
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
And to those with whom you share a bathroom.
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Ever NOT been able to poop? My gawd, you don’t want to know what that’s like…
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After surgery once I was constipated for five days. It was hell…
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No one talks about constipation because it’s so digusting…but you can’t…”elminate”…you’re totally done! Forget about worrying about the world, global warming and collapsing economy…if you can’t take a shit that’s the only thing on your mind. It is hell. Soon afterwards, whatever happens to you…however bad…you be walkin;’ around muttering…”Imma just glad I can take a shit..,.”
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“Imma just glad I can take a shit.” How’s that for walkin’ around with an attitude of gratitude?
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High FIBBER is great too, if your name is Donald Trump….
But your poop comes out of your mouth, not your rump.
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He doesn’t “fib”… he lies obsessively…
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And you won’t like the way that your house starts to smellth.
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It’s like that old joke about the Native American named “Bowels”…
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Don’t know it. Perhaps that’s a good thing. 🙂
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Being an American Indian, I found it a bit racist…
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Well rhymed C, and laxatives are the word, the word that I heard 😂
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Grease… laxatives… They work the same way…
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It gives you the …
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