More Insults

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50+ Old Fashioned Insults | The Art of Manliness

“I can’t believe you left the warmth of your sister’s bed just to tell me that”

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Some people’s lips move when they read; but, his lips moved when he watched television.

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She spent her life labeled a halfwit by people who clearly gave her too much credit.

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He had the kind of face that reminded one of an ear infection.

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The smell of her cologne reminded one of mustard on a hot sidewalk.

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She was a genteel and proper woman who liked to entertain sailors by pulling her dress up over her head and emitting low moans.

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Sometimes he seemed half-crazy and half-sane; other times he was the exact opposite.

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He had the long-term planning skills of a pachinko ball.

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He had difficulty getting close to others, especially if they were within five hundred feet of a school.

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Her wardrobe was painstakingly assembled to send a single message: “My pimp is just around the corner”

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  3. Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, responding to an insult by Richard Nixon: “I have been called worse things by better people.”

    I can’t believe I couldn’t come up with something quote-worthy of my own just to tell you that….but, as the old fashioned saying goes, it’s the thought that counts.

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