Keith Richards insured his hands for 1.6 million dollars despite the fact that Keith Richards’ hands had recently filed a restraining order to keep the guitarist five hundred feet away from his hands at all times.
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Jennifer Lopez has a 27 million dollar policy to insure her buttocks. When she hits sixty, her plan is to burn down her butt for the insurance money.
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Singer Madonna insured her breasts for two million dollars just in case they get wrecked beyond repair. Sadly, she didn’t think to do the same for her career.
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Mariah Carey had her voice insured so she is no longer personally liable for any aneurysms her voice might cause in people’s pets when she hits those high notes.
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Daniel Craig insured his entire body for almost ten million; after watching the last James Bond film, I’m guessing he’ll be getting a nice payday very soon.
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Gene Simmons, of the rock band Kiss, insured his tongue. Unfortunately, his tongue is only insured against damage and not for it saying stupid stuff.
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“If anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars,” Holly Madison told a magazine reporter who was trying frantically to remember who Holly Madison was…
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Gordon Ramsay insured his tongue for ten million dollars… to be paid if it ever utters a sentence without an obscene word in it…
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Betty Grable’s legs were insured for a million dollars; however, due to a book-keeping error, they were only insured against fire, earthquakes and getting lost in the mail.
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Singer Tom Jones insured his chest hair; but, to appease the underwriters, he was compelled to shave firebreaks around his nipples.
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This makes me wonder if I should insure something. And if I had any body parts that worked properly at this point, I might.
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I had my credulity insured for a million dollars so if I ever find myself believing anything, it will pay off… or maybe not… I’m still a little skeptical…
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I’m getting a new hip for Christmas. I’m also getting an idea…
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Insuring your hip? Great idea; but, also insure the idea to insure your hip, so, if the idea DOESN’T pan out, you’ll get paid either way…
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Geez, you think of everything! 🙂
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Sometimes… other times I FORGET everything.
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I gave my chest hair a close shave, but when I tried to glue it to the top of my head, it ran for cover. I would have insured either my chest or my hair, but I couldn’t make up my mind.
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That’s neither hair nor thair…
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You forgot Kim Kardashian. She tried to insure her brain, but it was already AWOL
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That’s not nice despite how true it is. A woman whose entire claim to fame is the size of her butt should be studied by anthropologists to determine how to keep this from happening in the future…
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Donkeys like big butts
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Don’t we all?
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Talk for yourself sunshine 🌞
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