Tell your children using LSD can result in a “bad trip”. A bad trip is rife with anxiety, terrifying thoughts and feeling a wide range of emotions all at the same time. Still, it’s not as bad as the trip the family took to Utah.
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You can build up a tolerance to LSD very quickly so buy in bulk.
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Don’t take LSD during adolescence because it can trigger psychosis which is indistinguishable from puberty.
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There are long term effects from using LSD. Scientists aren’t sure what these effects are; but, if you don’t want them, don’t take LSD.
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Sure, your friend looks like he’s enjoying himself as he hallucinates a fantasy candyland with Batman, Spongebob and most of the Smurfs; but, inside he is full of anxiety and terror over the long term effects of LSD or the fear that his family will vacation in Utah again.
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Anyone who pressures you to take LSD is NOT your friend… unless it’s that guy who dove into flood waters and held your head above water for three hours until rescue units arrived. You kind of owe him…
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Doses as low as twenty micrograms can cause hallucinations; so, if you’re only taking acid to be polite, keep your consumption at nineteen micrograms or below.
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Remember: LSD is a MIND-ALTERING DRUG. So, only take it until your mind is altered to the desired state and NEVER TAKE IT AGAIN.
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LSD can alter time perception. Minutes may seem like hours. LSD is essentially a six year-old’s piano recital in powder form…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Now you tell me!
I’ve been wondering why I’ve been hearing bad renditions of Bach’s concerto in D minor for years..
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I’m guessing you never dropped acid…
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I dropped a hit once, but I invoked the five second rule and picked it up and placed it on my tongue for safe-keeping.
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Well, it IS paper… most of the time…
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I once came across a dish towel in a small town general store. It was printed “LSD: Better Living Through Chemistry”.
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I’ve used it three times and it didn’t impress me… just kept me awake all night…
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Here we always thought it referred to “Life Services Drug”.
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Well, that could make for memorable mix-ups…
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Is the reference to LSD and Utah also referring to LDS? Because that’s how I saw it…(Me thinking why Utah? What’s the significance? Oh, the Mormons…)
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No, that’s something more along the lines of how James Joyce would’ve handled it…
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My mind works in mysterious ways…
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