Marjorie Taylor Greene is a member of the House of Representatives known for looking dispassionately at complex issues, giving them careful study and then blaming transsexuals.
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Despite her appearance, medical experts agree that Marjorie Greene’s mother is probably NOT a horse.
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Greene eschews the limelight and prefers to keep a low profile when she chases children who’d experienced school shootings to mock them.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is NOT a Nazi… at least not until the paperwork clears.
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Greene explained why she called the Capitol Police, the “gazpacho police”. She sincerely thought that they were made of tomatoes and served cold.
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In March 2019, Greene entered a bar in the Atlanta area. The bartender asked, “Why the long face?”…
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Marjorie Greene ignores minor issues like the economy and military readiness to concentrate on the big issues like God punishing Democrats with eclipses and Jewish space lasers.
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Greene and her husband divorced a couple of years ago. Her husband said that Marjorie was a fine companion and wife but he preferred someone with a soul.
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The University of Georgia gave Marjorie Taylor Greene a Bachelor’s in Business Administration in 1996. They’ve been trying to buy back her diploma ever since. They doubled the amount they’d be willing to pay right around the time Greene averred that she’d never eat meat grown in a “peach tree dish”…
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There was a major outcry by some Americans in 2023 when Greene stopped suddenly and her jockey fell off.
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Most men agree that Marjorie Taylor Greene has something most women don’t have: An Adam’s Apple…
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It’s a credit to our friendship that I read this post. The mere mention of that woman’s name makes my internal organs shrivel.
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I can only handle about thirty seconds of her. She’s like a burrito but, instead of beef, cheese and beans, this burrito is stuffed with stupid. And, no matter what you do, when you are done you’ll have stupid all over you…
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Thomas Jefferson said, “The government you elect is the government you deserve.” but even he couldn’t think we’re MTG bad….
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What can I say, sir, but that the worst brings out the best in you….and, with the possible except of Trump, they don’t come any worse than MTG. Congrats on this loser-winner.
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I don’t usually do politics because it is too easy; and, Greene is the easiest to mock considering she does most of the heavy lifting herself…
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