Stopping right away is a sure sign you are guilty.
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You only have to drive until your blood alcohol content is back within legal limits.
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They won’t catch you because only YOU know where you are going.
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Fleeing the police is a great way to meet other law enforcement in surrounding counties.
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If you hear a police helicopter, congratulations! You just made the local news, my friend… and your girlfriend will be kicking herself for breaking up with you.
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If they’ve suspended your driver’s license, running from the police is a great way to emphasize the soundness of that decision.
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There’s a chance they’ll search your car for drugs if they stop you; but, if you speed off, when it is all over, you can claim the drugs weren’t yours but belonged to the tree you wrapped your car around.
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You might get a chance to jump over a creek, Dukes of Hazzard-style, to evade the police… and, immediately afterwards, you’ll learn the important roles a car’s suspension and weight distribution play in stunt-work.
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If you are a sovereign-citizen, remember to tell the officer that you have a right to flee the police as guaranteed by the Icelandic rules of maritime salvage.
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Being in a police chase is a great way to demonstrate to your teenager scientific concepts like the Doppler effect, transfer of momentum and mortality…
And when they finally catch you? You’ll get free portrait photography. It’s a no brainer.
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From what I’ve seen of people who drive away from traffic stops, their actual lives are no-brainers…
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And… you won’t have to keep paying those expensive life insurance premiums.
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I agree… I have a real problem with wagering with a corporation that I won’t die until I’ve paid the equivalent of policy to that company. It’s like I’m betting against myself…
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